Dr CRIPPEN, VESCERE BRACIS MEIS!

For those of you with a classical education you may like these Latin sayings which I found here . My particular favorites are:

QUI ME AMAT, AMAT ET CANEM MEAM
Love me, love my dog.

LUKE SUM IPSE PATREM TE
Luke, I am your father.

POTESTATEM OBSCURI LATERIS NESCIS
You don’t know the power of the dark side.

SIT VIS VOBISCUM
May the Force be with you.

IRE FORTITER QUO NEMO ANTE IIT
To boldly go where no man has gone before.

MAGNUS FRATER SPECTAT TE
Big Brother is watching you.

CREDO ELVEM IPSUM ETAIM VIVERE
I think Elvis is still alive.

FUTUE TE ET IPSUM CABALLUM
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

PEDICABO EGO VOS ET IRRUMABO
I will fuck you in the ass, and have you give me some good head.

CATAPULTAM HABEO. NISI PECUNIAM OMNEM MIHI DABIS, AD CAPUT TUUM SAXUM IMMANE MITTAM
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

MEUM CEREBRUM NOCET
My brain hurts.

SUPPEDISNE
Did you fart quietly?

TUA TOGA SUSPINA EST
Your toga is backwards

VAH! DENUONE LATINE LOQUEBAR? ME INEPTUM. INTERDUM MODO ELABITUR.
Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips pout.

FELES MALA! CUR CISTA NON UTERIS? STRAMENTUM NOVUM IN EA POSUI.
Bad kitty! Why don’t you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.

IMUS AD MAGUM OZI VIDENDUM, MAGUM OZI MIRUM MIRISSIMUM.
We are going to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.

CLAMO, CLAMATIS, OMNES CLAMAMUS PRO GLACE LACTIS
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

MACDONALDUS SENEX FUNDUM HABET. E-I-E-I-O. ET IN HOC FUNDO, NONNULLAS BOVES DOMESTICAS HABET. E-I-E-I-O. CUM MOO MOO HIC, CUM MOO MOO IBI. HIC UNA MOO, IBI UNA MOO, UBIQUE UNA MOO MOO. MACDONALDUS SENEX FUNDUM HABET. E-I-E-I-O.
Old MacDonald has a farm. E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm, he has some cows. E-I-E-I-O. With a moo moo here, with a moo moo there. Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo. Old MacDonald has a farm. E-I-E-I-O.

QUISQUE COMOEDUM EST.
Everybody is a comedian.

PLUS! PERGE! AIO! HUI! HEM!
More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!

TE PRECOR DUNCISSIME SUPPLEX!
Pretty please with cherry on top!

MAGISTER MUNDI SUM!
I am the Master of the Universe!

ESTNE VOLUMEN IN TOGA, AN SOLUM TIBI LIBET ME VIDERE?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just glad to see me?

PURGAMENTUM INIT, EXIT PURGAMENTUM
Garbage in, garbage out.

TE AUDIRE NO POSSUM. MUSA SAPIENTUM FIXA EST IN AURE.
I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

QUANTUM MATERIAE MATERIETUR MARMOTA MONAX SI MARMOTA MONAX MATERIAM POSSIT MATERIARI?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

But if I can suggest the following for a new strap line.

QUIDQUID ID EST, TIMEO NURSE PRACTIONUM ET DONA PROTOCOLIS.