Cannabis worse than the Nazis

I would suggest deleting tobacco, Prince Philip and the Devil and all his minions replacing them with McDonalds, Harriet Harman and vegetarians. Other than that, E, you`re spot on.

You’ve forgotton Minister for Beef, the veggie Hillarious Benn. I can’t think of anything more likely to make teenagers smoke pot than telling them that devil will take their souls. Doesn’t anybody understand the Yoof? Question: why is cannabis smoking so rare amongst Dutch teenagers? Answer: It’s considered by society as something akin to public masturbation. They also tell the truth about it - most heavy smokers don’t go mad, but a few do. And it makes you boring. [How can you make a Dutch teenager MORE boring?]

OSB, you’d consider vegetarians as more evil than vegans then?

but what about fruitarians

Jan, I`m convinced the vast majority of vegetarians are bluffers and scoff a bacon sandwich everytime they pass a secluded roadside caff. I don`t believe vegans exist.

Have I entered some kind of parallell universe, in which Richard and Judy are considered evil??

The encourage us all to read, people! They even have their own section in WHSmiths!