“. . . about what you earn for half an hours work”
Work? Huh? Don’t you just sit on computers playing Minesweeper all day, or sit in offices gossiping (oops, I mean “doing handovers”) or drinking tea and scoffing all the choccy biccies? Or slouching and playing pool?
I didn’t think there was any actual work involved now, is there?
In the brave new world of the NHS those activities are signs of advanced practice, that’s not minesweeper, its the ENB-XP IT Specialist Practitioner course.
Hang on a minute, “course endorsed by physicians”, Shrink, you’re not moonlighting and running a nursing elearning school at the weekends by any chance?!
Oh dear, it’s all gone a bit weird around here… Do I need to send in a mental health professional… Oh, you are mental health professionals… Perhaps someone from the Nutting Standards Council might drop by and give you all a big Glasgow Kiss… It certainly worked with Ludmila Lurch RMN…
“One graduate has charge of a ten bed hospital.”
Wow, that’s a small hospital.
I wish I knew the date on that!
Oooh I can learn at home, in my spare time?
I’ve p’rhaps 80 to 90 minutes spare time this weekend, that’ll be enough, eh?
that depends if you think “est.” is estimated 32 years or established 32 years really….
Of course, that weekly salary is probably about what you earn for half an hours work. :-p
“. . . about what you earn for half an hours work”
Work? Huh? Don’t you just sit on computers playing Minesweeper all day, or sit in offices gossiping (oops, I mean “doing handovers”) or drinking tea and scoffing all the choccy biccies? Or slouching and playing pool?
I didn’t think there was any actual work involved now, is there?
did you not read my post with mention of the therapeutic relationship? That IS work!
I love the suggested “related posts” !
Shrink,
In the brave new world of the NHS those activities are signs of advanced practice, that’s not minesweeper, its the ENB-XP IT Specialist Practitioner course.
Hang on a minute, “course endorsed by physicians”, Shrink, you’re not moonlighting and running a nursing elearning school at the weekends by any chance?!
Oh dear, it’s all gone a bit weird around here… Do I need to send in a mental health professional… Oh, you are mental health professionals… Perhaps someone from the Nutting Standards Council might drop by and give you all a big Glasgow Kiss… It certainly worked with Ludmila Lurch RMN…
Weird, as in “not normal”. Surely that’s a good thing?
“Shrink, you’re not moonlighting and running a nursing elearning school at the weekends by any chance?!
I’m far too busy and important to do that