- Captiontastic
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- Caption Competition: Psychotherapists
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As promised, today we have a new caption competition. This image comes from the University of Missouri’s online masters degree programme.
The University of Missouri informs us that:
The master of science in nursing with a clinical specialty of mental health nurse practitioner (MHNP) uniquely combines Internet course work, and community preceptors within the student’s geographic area. The program provides advanced practice nurses with the knowledge and skills necessary to conduct group therapy, social skills training, family therapy, and brief individual psychotherapy. In addition, the MHNP can diagnose and treat individuals and families experiencing psychological problems and crises, treat and case-manage individuals with persistent mental illness, and prescribe psychotropic medications.
Over to you guys. As with the previous competition, click on the thumbs-up icons if you think a proposed caption is WIN, and don’t click on it if you think it is FAIL. The winner will be the caption with the most clicks by Saturday 5th October.
One from me to start things off:
“Patients displays some cognitive impairment, thought disorder, paranoid thinking and delusional beliefs. Diagnosis: Normal for Missouri.”
“ok… this is your first CBT session for your depression. So.. Big Smile please like this, and we can move on to session #2; the belly laugh. Soon have you out of here luv.”
Her expression is kind of creeping me out a little. Makes me think of a robot of some kind.
“ALL GLORY TO THE NURSE PRACTITIONER. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.”
Bonus course available: A med free approach to restraints. Developing the Vulcan neck pinch.
“There, there now. I may not be a Doctor but I can still prescribe you some super-strength pharmaceuticals. And a nice cup of tea.”
Have you heard about our new dental plan for MH students? Cover is included in your tuition fees.
Great news, you haven’t got syphilis!!!!
“Hi, I’m a McNurse, I’m wanting to reassure you that I stayed on my nurse training for the full 5 weekends so my name badge has all 5 stars on it!”
I thought we’d look at reducing your medication and replacing it with eight hugs a day before and after meals
“Gan you glease gelp gee, I’g gog a kencil sguck sigeways in gy gouth”
“…..so while you’re distracting your colleague with the winning smile and the left hand on the shoulder, you use your right hand to stab them smartly in the back.”
This isn’t a caption, just a thought. Try comparing the American nurse’s glorious smile with the facial expression of her British counterpart in the previous caption competition.
Scarey, huh?
Thanks for the $2000. Your wasteful spending addiction should be all cured now.
Three more sessions and you too can have a lovely top like mine.
When you have a masters degree, it means you get to wear the flowery top. Now isn’t that better than a pay rise?
Excellent point Jan! Is the woman with her back to us the same one??
“This was how you were supposed to smile when your photo was taken. This is why I get bourbons and you don’t”
Or if the woman with her back to us is the woman from the NMC site, then perhaps Smiley is saying
“Never mind, dear, come and work in the US and you need never pay another penny to the NMC”
As her hands made contact with the womans right shoulder, Sylvia couldn’t stop the smile from breaking accross her face. “I can feel her, she is SO real! Hallucination my arse”
“No you aren’t hallucinating, I really am wearing a top that’s identical to your grandmother’s kitchen curtains.”
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