- Captiontastic
- Caption competition – tha winnar!
- Caption Competition – Nurse Practitioners
- Caption Competition – Robot Nurse
- It’s time…
- Caption Competition Number: eggs
- Caption Comp
- Caption Competition: Mock the BNP
- Caption Competition – The Winner
- Caption Competition: Male nurse action figure
- Caption Competition: Christmas Nurse
- Caption Competition: Zombie Nurses
- Caption Competition – Stripey jumper woman
- Caption Competition: Psychotherapists
- Caption Competition: Mood Swings
- Caption Competition: Nurses for Reform
- Caption Competition – Designer Hospital Gowns
- Caption Competition: Election Debate
- Nursing needs YOU – caption comp.
You can blame this week’s caption competition on the Live Chat Box conversation.
This chap (possibly beakie but I’m still waiting confirmation) is engaging in what is known as extreme ironing. I’m not sure if that’s a rope or extension cable hanging down, but anyhow….
and my starter -
“The new recreational officer was ecstatic to have completed his NVQ level XXVII with this final rehab competency now achieved”
“What the hell do you mean, mental health OT is a fluffy-bunny discipline?”
With the increasing demands on nursing staff, we are seeing an rise in outsourcing of the more basic tasks.
The patient had gone to great lengths, even providing photographic evidence, to prove that his body dysmorphia was justified!!
After trying to understand today’s meeting regarding the changes to the Mental Health act, Nurse Jones decided to do something less complicated
John rehabilitation was going quite well until it came to the ironing.
He felt as though he was stuck between a rock and a hard place, when trying to make progress.
The “Crease-free at 2000 Feet” Guinness World Record was in the bag, until Dave was mistaken for another “Fathers For Justice” protestor posing as the Iron Man…
The therapists’s offer to iron out Ned’s problems turned out to be a problem in and of itself….
Nurses take advantage of patient’s delusions to get their uniforms ironed.
Since the introduction of the ‘smoking ban’, John was actually quite happy to have made it to the designated smoking area for a cigarette while he ironed.
As the designated CPN on the Mountain Rescue Team, his workload was fairly minimal, so he tended to get lumped with some of the more menial tasks just to fill his day,
On his graduated exposure therapy, John realised the benefit of “completing an extreme ironing task” before moving on to the more difficult “completing a DLA application form”.