- Captiontastic
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- It’s time…
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- Caption Competition: Mock the BNP
- Caption Competition – The Winner
- Caption Competition: Male nurse action figure
- Caption Competition: Christmas Nurse
- Caption Competition: Zombie Nurses
- Caption Competition – Stripey jumper woman
- Caption Competition: Psychotherapists
- Caption Competition: Mood Swings
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The subject of the BNP seems to have provoked some furious arguments on this blog, and in the light of such strong feelings, it’s time to take decisive action.
And when I say “take decisive action”, I mean “have a caption competition”.
Here’s a gaggle of the BNP’s finest Ubermenschen, but what are they thinking/saying? Put your caption suggestions in the comments thread. As usual, use the little thumbs-up button by the side of comments to award a caption a point if you think it is WIN and not FAIL. Winner will be the one with the most points by Sunday.
Also, I note that the winner of the last caption competition is Los Lobotomy, so congratulations to him/her.
One from me to start off:
“We are the master race! See how genetically pure we are!”
“Leo Sayer was not impressed with his new X-Factor backing group.”
Just to point out, that sign really is Photoshop-bait.
‘Ever since the incident with the organist, the parishioners had been very keen to bar Isla from the church premises.’
‘While the racists were distracted, ninja Richard Dawkins stepped from the shadows and prepared to launch a merciless attack.’
Second dude from the left – ‘Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.’
I realise using three captions in one post breaks the contest utterly, but I’m having way too much fun at this picture’s expense. Also, does anyone else get the impression the guy with the sign does not actually want to be there, and is just suffering from very pronounced alien hand syndrome in his left hand, a la Dr. Strangelove?
Good point TeenageMisanthropy. I don’t have Photoshop, but I do have Gimp.
When I’m feeling a bit more creative/malicious, I may have to Bring Out The Gimp.
chris and stan had an argument over who should be supreme leader. after a compromise they buggered up the sign.
BNP proves that breeding your own stock is the way to go.
Is it just me, or does it look like at least 2 of those are on olanzapine?
(just an observation).
Not a caption, but in all seriousness, they look like the typical contents of the waiting room down at Mental House…
The Supervised Community Treatment orders were going well until the patients of ‘A’ block demonstrated against them being revoked and their Section 3′s reinstated after their delusions of grandeur got out of hand
One in Four people in this country are mentaly unbalanced (Just out of shot are another 18 people)
The Oldham Amateur Dramatic Society announced that this year’s play was going to be a musical version of Deliverance.. unfortunately the auditions only attracted a small crowd of hopefuls
Snow White and the Five Dwarves, Sleazy, Scummy, Angry, Twatty and Hateful.
OR
From left to right: Leeds Chief Constable, Equality and Diversity Lead for the University of Bogbreath and staff nurses from the local mental health unit celebrate Black History Month
Members of the Speyside Malts or Bust! pressure group [1] picketed the Scottish Malt Wiskey Society’s premises yesterday to protest against what they see as excessive marketing of Islay malts by the organisation.
[1] subgroup of CAMRA.
“………..I’ve just heard that a bunch of people are posting comments about us on a website, and they’re trying to make us look really stupid.”
With all the mines now shut, The NUM has decided to diversify.
LOL
Not a caption, but I just couldn’t stop laughing at this photo – some of Britains finest there! Thanks for the laugh
Don’t get us wrong, we’re not racist, Jewish geezers are welcome in church (As long as they’re dead and nailed to a plank)
Page 56 of the Autumn/Winter 2008 Matalan catalogue – Outerwear for the Undiscerning Man About Town.
All anoraks available in “racist black”, “prejudice blue” or “proper white”. Sizes from Medium to Lithium.
Baseball caps, placards, and toupee (shown on far left) all models’ own.
[...] can now announced that the winner of this week’s BNP-themed caption competition is Beakie, who scored 7 with: Snow White and the Five Dwarves, Sleazy, Scummy, Angry, Twatty and [...]