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- It’s time…
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- Caption Competition – The Winner
- Caption Competition: Male nurse action figure
- Caption Competition: Christmas Nurse
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- Nursing needs YOU – caption comp.
This weeks pic comes from somewhere amongst Channel4 comedy archives. I’ve no idea what it relates to – all I typed in Google image search was “argument” and “nurse”. Unfortunately it didn’t have a pic of any of us.
and the obligatory starter:
“We will fight them in the operating theatres, we will fight them in the pain clinic, we will fight them in cardiac care. Those Consultant Nurse’s ; they’ll never take our ‘doctor’. Are you fully loaded there at the back Mr not real doctor Dr Pink with the Ad Hummus splatter gun?”
That’s not really detracting from the other threads is it?
Sorry.
Or Maybe that’s The Rev. Dr Jules Crippen at the back there with the shotty?
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Doctor when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Still not really helping I know..
Geek note: The picture is from the excellent Channel 4 comedy series Darkplace.
I think the one on the right is saying, “How come I’m the only one not holding a phallic symbol?”
“Resistance to the implementation of Individual Budgets is still evident amongst some clinical staff”
“Now which one of you patients complained to thew triage nurse about not getting seen quickly enough with your ‘splinter in thumb’? We’ve had a chat and we think we have a way to help you jump up the ladder a little from a cat4 to a cat1 case…. ”
Infection control squad, We’ve had reports of inadequate hand washing.
Move away from the hobnobs and nobody gets hurt.
A point for kitty.
‘Es been sighted on the grounds, dont shoot till you see the whites of the eyes or you get a big hug
Ten years ago , a crack community team was sent to a high dependancy unit for a case they couldn’t commit to.
These men promptly escaped from the maximum security stockade .
Today, still wanted by the government to implement the care programme approach, they survive as collaborators of misfortune.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… The Multi -Disciplinary Team.
“For the bargain price of only of 20 nursing posts, the new NHS anti-smoking squad were proving effective in preventing patients from lighting up round the back of the rec hall”
During the pitch it had seemed like a good idea. However, things quickly got out of hand on the set of “How mad are you?”
(the lady on the right). “So it’s true, a man with a gun in his hands really doesn’t notice when you squeeze his bum!”
“……..and now, health news. A Department of Health spokesperson today insisted that public fears that the new role of AMHP would attract over-zealous people have proved to be unfounded……..”
“ok, any nurse consultants in here, come out with your hands up!”
Dr Crippen dreams…
“We’re from Dr Crippen’s team and we’ve heard their is a Nurse Consultant in the house. Step away from the protocols and come out with your hands up!”