- Captiontastic
- Caption competition – tha winnar!
- Caption Competition – Nurse Practitioners
- Caption Competition – Robot Nurse
- It’s time…
- Caption Competition Number: eggs
- Caption Comp
- Caption Competition: Mock the BNP
- Caption Competition – The Winner
- Caption Competition: Male nurse action figure
- Caption Competition: Christmas Nurse
- Caption Competition: Zombie Nurses
- Caption Competition – Stripey jumper woman
- Caption Competition: Psychotherapists
- Caption Competition: Mood Swings
- Caption Competition: Nurses for Reform
- Caption Competition – Designer Hospital Gowns
- Caption Competition: Election Debate
- Nursing needs YOU – caption comp.
It suddenly occurred to me that we haven’t had a caption competition in ages. Time to rectify that.
As per usual, place your caption entries in the comments thread (one caption per comment, for multiple entries do multiple comments). Vote for a caption as being WIN and not FAIL by clicking on the thumbs-up icon next to the comments. The person with the most points on Sunday will be declared THA WINNAR.
One from me to start: “Dept of Health announces plan to combat flesh-eating bacteria with flesh-eating nurses.”
Dr Twattington-Puffball smiled and realised he was safe. The nurses were only interested in brains.
Yvonne, Louise and the others were booked in for routine breast augmentation surgery, but something went horribly, horribly wrong…
Shortly after the governments plan to give all nurses face lifts the flaw in the plan comes to light.
Lobotomies now part of Mental Health Nursing Degree.
As the hospital manager felt his eyes unwittingly close from the sedative, he realised implementing the Productive Ward had not been a popular move among the nurses.
“Since this burns unit is designated as a major incident hospital I dread to think what the repercussions for the hospital would be should their be a terrorist incident.”
Stars can’t resist freebies at launch of new cosmetic surgery clinic
From left to right: Victoria Beckham, Joan Rivers, Nicole Kidman, Sharon Osbourne
Nurse Ratched swore she’d never let the patients make her over again.
Fed up with having to pay real live staff, NHS managers spend 800 trazillion pounds on new technology that creates Frankenstein like devices so that they can raid graveyards to recruit nursing staff.
Although the nurses agreed that the new protective headgear did take some of the unpleasantness out of faecal disimpaction, they were slightly worried by the complaint from the blind patient about the distress suffered by his guide dog.
The hospital managers were pleasantly surprised by the drop in hospital waiting lists following implementation of the Undead Equality at Work Policy.
Due to a confusion over the Consultant’s illegible prescription for 400mg Seroquel the nurses turned up as “4 un-dead and some scalpels”
See that woman in the background?
“This was my first visit to the UK. We went to the hospital because my boyfriend had an ingrown toe nail. While I was waiting for him to be treated I couldn’t believe what I saw. I just had to get this on camera. I hoped that if I just stood here quietly no one would notice me. Finally my boyfriend came out with a full leg amputation.”
Infamy, infamy, they’ve all got it infirmary……er, Matron
Zombie Nurse Recruitment Drive:
Fancy having a STAB at Zombie Nursing? These girls did and look what fun they’re having. JOIN US!!
(Please note: dirty uniforms and cream stillettos NOT included)