- Captiontastic
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- Caption Competition: Psychotherapists
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You know what? We haven’t done a caption competition for bloody ages. Time to remedy that. This caption competition takes the theme of psychotherapy, as that’s what’s been exercising our brains lately.
So, what are this therapist and client saying to each other?
THA ROOLZ: Enter your caption entries via the comments thread. One caption per comment – for multiple entries do multiple comments. Vote for an entry as being WIN and not FAIL by clicking on the thumbs-up icon by the side of each comment. The entry with the most points by Friday is declared THA WINNAR OF TEH INTERNETS.
I’ll get the ball rolling.
“That’ll be £65 an hour, with no refunds if you don’t gain any benefit from it. How does that make you feel?”
How many times do I have to tell you? The tissues are £5 each, cash only, in advance.
“Oh Christ! Whine, Whine ,Whine! One more A level and I could’ve been a architect.”
“If I have to listen to one more idiot droning on like this then I will be the one slitting my wrists….’
“it’s just such a shock…..*sniff*…..and I had tickets for his comeback tour…*sob*……”
*Hmmm, I wonder what’s for dinner….. ‘Oh sorry, did you say something?’*
“Aaaand how does having Swine Flu make you FEEL?”
“£65 an hour!!! Shit I wish I had studied psychology instead of nursing at Uni”
E, at the risk of dredging up old arguments, you do realise that it’s just as feasible to become a psychotherapist with a nursing degree as with a psychology degree, don’t you?
Or indeed, with a cycling proficiency certificate.
and your point is?
My point is that you seem to be confusing psychologists with psychotherapists.
Also, you seem about to dredge up that old, rather done-to-death debate about psychologists and nurses that we had earlier this year. Quite frankly, I think we’ve already gone over that topic (again and again and a-bloody-gain..)
That’s funny I thought this was a caption competition.
(Earlier this year? why it seems like only yesterday)
Mr Brent? Can you be quiet please so we can explain how this teambuilding away-day role play is going to work, ok?
Rephrase:
Mr Brent, can I have the box of tissues back please so I can continue explaining how this teambuilding role play thingy will work, ok? Stop pretending you’re Hamlet.
“I’m so sorry Mr Jones; the pollen count is just so high this year”
“No worries doc, that sofa always reminded me of the council flat I grew up in; this leather in chair is much more my style. Just hold on two minutes will you; I’ve got the results coming through on my hands free kit”
“And how has the gambling been this week?”
“Bloody good, I lost a few K but won enough to get these dapper braces”
Sorry guys but there really is only one quote that fits: Our struck off friend Mr Derek Gale provided it himself not only at the end of his group sessions but also printed on caps that he gave out to clients as presents: I kid you not, he actually had caps printed with
Gale Centre
“Now Pay Up and F***K Off”
nuff said
sorry thought I’d better add a non Gale one:
Therapist: “Listen dumbo it’s called Cognative Behaviour Therapy so bloody behave yourself and stop asking how much I’m charging for this crap…”
Client:
“And then, and then she BEGGED me to sleep with her!
She said it was my Duty of Care…
I mean, what would you have done?”
*sob* ………And it all started when cellar_door beat me at the caption contest…………..*wail*
15 minutes?! SURELY that clock must be wrong; it feels as though he has been whining for at least 3 hours now…..
Thinking “Funny how it’s only when I move the left buttock that the chair makes that farting sound”
“If I’d only chosen Freudian analysis then I could be happily snoozing right now.”
” A snapshot from the at the Jeremy Paxman facial expression masterclass.”
“Life just hasn’t been the same since they made me remove the hideous , shirt, unglued my hands from my head and stopped putting my picture on the BBC website every time mental health was mentioned.”